SCENE : PRESIDENTIAL BEDROOM 12:30 A. M. OCTOBER 19 , 2010
BARRY : THAT WAS WONDERFUL SWEETHEART, SEX IS SO RELAXING AFTER A STRESSFULL DAY .
ME ME ME MICHELLE : I AM GLAD I COULD BE OF SERVICE , DEAR
BARRY : DID YOU REMEMBER TO FLIP THE SWITCH SO THE STAFF CAN HEAR WHAT A WONDERFUL LOVER I AM ? AND DID YOU REMEMBER TO YELL SEVEN TIMES " OH BARACK YOU ARE THE GREATEST " ? I WAS CONCENTRATING ON MY TECHNIQUE AND LOST COUNT .
ME ME ME MICHELLE : YES DEAR , AND I SAID " YOU ARE SO BLACK WHERE IT REALLY COUNTS " .
BARRY : YOU KNOW TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY ARE THE ELECTIONS AND IT IS NOT LOOKING GOOD . I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PEOPLE OF THIS UNGRATEFUL COUNTRY .
EVERYTHING I HAVE DONE IS FOR THEIR BENEFITAND THEY JUST DON'T REALIZE THAT I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR THEM . THEY DO NOT APPRECIATE ME AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT . I HAVE TRIED AND TRIED TO CONVINCE THEM THAT ALL THE PROBLEMS WERE CAUSED BY GEORGE BUSH AND I NEED MORE TIME TO DIG US OUT OF THE DITCH BUT THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT SOME OF IT IS MY FAULT .
ME ME ME MICHELLE : DEAR , YOU KNOW HOW DUMB THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE , THEY STILL WANT TO BELIEVE THE CONSTITUTION IS IMPORTANT . WE HAVE SIX MORE YEARS TO KEEP THE COUNTRY GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AND BY THEN 75 % OF THE POPULATION WILL DEPEND ON US TO FEED AND CLOTHE THEM SO THEY WILL HAVE TO VOTE FOR US WHEN I RUN FOR PRESIDENT . DO YOU THINK I COULD BE CALLED " YOUR HIGHNESS " INSTEAD OF MADAM PRESIDENT ?
BARRY : YES DEAR , IF WE CAN GET BY THIS ELECTION WE WILL HAVE IT MADE . MAYBE I CAN GET RAHM TO COME BACK , I MISS THAT LITTLE FAIRY TWINKLING AROUND , EVEN IF HE DID HAVE AN ODOR OF DEAD FISH . WHAT HAPPENS IF I LOSE NANCY THE NINNY AND HARRY THE HORRID ? I HAVE TO CALL ACORN AND THE UNIONS , WE NEED AT LEAST TEN VOTES FOR EACH PERSON THEY REGISTER TO SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY AND I SO WANTED TO PLAY GOLF TOMORROW .
TO BE CONTINUED
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