THE OBAMAS' PILLOW TALK 3

WHITE HOUSE PRESIDENTIAL BEDROOM 12:30 A.M.

ME ME ME CHELLE : WAS YOUR TRIP TO MIN-A-SO-TA A SUCCESS ?

BARRY : IT WAS GREAT ! THEY TALK FUNNY BUT THEY ARE THE MOST LOYAL DEMOCRATS . IF WE NAMED A DONKEY HUMPHREY MONDALE HE COULD BE ELECTED SENATOR .

ME ME ME MICHELLE : WELL , THEY DID ELECT A JACKASS , AL FRANKEN .

BARRY : AND THAT WAS THE MOST CREATIVE VOTER FRAUD EVER , FINDING THOSE UNCOUNTED BALLOTS IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR . CHICAGO COULD TAKE LESSONS FROM THEM . IT WAS A DEMOCRAT MASTERPIECE ON HOW TO STEAL AN ELECTION , AND LOOK AT THE CANDIDATE THEY HAD TO WORK WITH , CREEPY , FREAKY FRANKEN . TEN MORE STATES LIKE THAT AND WE WOULD NEVER LOSE AN ELECTION .

ME ME ME CHELLE : YOU KNOW THE ELECTIONS ARE LOOKING BETTER , WE HAVE MADE SOME REAL COMEBACKS . CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT A $ 27 AN HOUR MAID COULD HAVE SUCH AN EFFECT ON MEG WHITMAN'S $ 120 MILLIONS OF PERSONAL SPENDING . LOOKS LIKE MOONBEAM BROWN HAS A LOCK NOW . WHO CAME UP WITH THAT STORY ABOUT RAND PAUL WORSHIPPING AQUA BUDDHA ? AND WHAT IS AQUA BUDDHA ?

BARRY : I THINK IT CAME FROM A CHEECH AND CHONG MOVIE , A HOOKAH FOR SMOKING DOPE SHAPED LIKE BUDDHA . GOOD ONE THOUGH . HOW WAS YOUR LUNCH WITH HILLARY ? WHAT WAS IT ABOUT ?

ME ME ME CHELLE : GIRL TALK , MOSTLY . SHE HAD SOME IDEAS ABOUT 2012 SHE WANTED TO RUN BY ME .

BARRY : HILLARY WANTS TO HELP ME GET REELECTED ?

ME ME ME CHELLE : WEEELLL , NOT EXACTLY . YOU KNOW YOUR POPULARITY IS DROPPING AND IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE A COMEBACK WE WILL PROBABLY LOSE IN 2012 . AND YOU KNOW I AM STILL VERY POPULAR .

BARRY : 'CHELLE ! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? YOU WANT ME TO DROP OUT AND LET THAT BITCH RUN ?

ME ME ME CHELLE : WITH ME ON THE TICKET IT WOULD BE HISTORIC . THINK ABOUT IT , TWO WOMEN , ONE BLACK , ONE WHITE AND BOTH HUSBANDS ARE EX-PRESIDENTS .
LET SARAH PALIN TOP THAT .

BARRY : AAARRRGGHH ! HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT TO ME ?

ME ME ME CHELLE : IT WOULD BE FOR THE GOOD OF THE PARTY AND THE COUNTRY .

SILENCE . CLICK . LIGHTS OUT .

TO BE CONTINUED